The Apathy Virus is here
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The Zombie Apocalypse is among us...
There has been an outbreak of Solanum Apathiccacus or more commonly known as the Apathy Virus. The virus is sweeping across the state, transforming unknowing Texans into
mindless Spending Zombies with affluenzac tendencies!
The #ApathyVirus is stealthy. Early symptoms like ignoring little extra charges and hidden fees are easy to miss. Most people don't even know they have it until their bank accounts are depleted with needless overpaying!
To protect yourself and your wallet, you must stop the virus by finding the infection zone and the antidote.
For most Texans, the site of infection is their electricity bill.
**To find out if you've been infected, grab your bill, and click below**
The cause of the #ApathyVirus outbreak... No one knows for sure, but the leading theory is Mind Manipulation.
In 2002, the government deregulated the electricity marketplace. to allow competition. It was good for consumers until big retail providers swooped in and began bombarding the public with gimmicks and misinformation in order to win business.
Everywhere you turn these mind numbing gimmicks are there! TV, radio, billboards! People knock on your door, they are in Walmart's, your mailbox is full of flyers, they're literally everywhere!
The endgame: to numb the minds of the general public and induce the #ApathyVirus.
Luckily there is an antidote: The Ogre.
Energy Ogre has created a formula to wake people up from their virus induced electra-coma, opening their eyes and wallets to all the money they could be saving!
Find out if you've been infected with a simple test. click here to assess the damage and begin the healing process.
Don't be fooled by the gimmicks, don't give in to the confusion, there is still time!